Vampire doctors that can smell if you have a blood disease.
Werewolf therapy animals for sick kids.
Nature sprite and nymph nurses that always make sure people have pretty flowers to brighten up their white rooms.
Fauns that go around and sing and dance for patients so that they smile.
Nice monster hospitals would be amazing
Hey! I'm Amber, 17. My soul is split in 7 ways. It began with the forging of the Great Fandoms. One part of the soul was given to the Doctor, immortal Time Lord, fairest of all beings. One to the Hunters, great at protecting the earth from all evil. And one was gifted to the consulting detective, who above all else desires knowledge(and John). The other bits of the soul were given to Harry Potter: who will live in our hearts always, Merlin: who will see his king again, Star Trek: To boldly go where no man has gone before, and to LOTR/Hobbit: They go on adventures. For within these bits of soul was bound the strength and the will to love each character and ship. But they were all of them deceived, for another bit of soul was made. Deep in the fangirl's heart, in the Fires of desire, the Dark Lords (script writers and authors) forged a master Soul, and into this Soul they poured their cruelty, their malice and their will to kill all characters and make their lives miserable.
things i learned in ancient greek art today:
- Achilles had a gay lover
- Zeus had a boy toy that he thought was pretty so he snatched him up and made him into his wine bitch and kept him under his throne on olympus always
- there was a woman who wanted to be a man so Poseidon changed her sex and then made him impervious to metal weapons to boot
- They made Aphrodite marry a lame and ugly guy and to retaliate she slept with everyone, but mostly Ares.
sounds like high school
#this is the most disturbingly normal photo of famous people i have ever seen #they look like a bunch of cousins at a book shop #stop ruining the illusion of show business guys #you’re supposed to look famous all of the time
Domestic AUs are good but domestic AUs with dorky children are great
The best thing is this could be cannon
Muggleborn students at Hogwarts (part 1/?)
I love muggleborn headcanons.
There aren’t any “anti-muggle-technology charms,” did anyone actually READ Hogwarts: A History?
Hermione said in The Goblet of Fire that bugging devices don’t work because magic interferes with electricity geez
10 years ago today, filming began on a brand new series of Doctor Who, starring Christopher Eccleston as the Ninth Doctor and Billie Piper as Rose Tyler!
can I passively aggressively point out the way the shot is set up to make both of them equal including cancelling out the height difference and you really couldn’t tell who was meant to be the main character by looking at this photo? (Because of course they’re both the main character and of equal importance rose tyler Ninth doctor (via pygmy-of-triviality)
It’s good to know that Nash Grier doesn’t think Nash Grier deserves any of the hate he gets.
YES IT IS REALLY HOT ON YOUR FACE. I COULD FRY AN EGG ON YOU. IT’S GOOD YOU KNOW, SEB