Merlin - Bringing us sexual innuendos for fifteen hundred years.
My soul is split in 7 ways. It began with the forging of the Great Fandoms. One part of the soul was given to the Doctor, immortal Time Lord, fairest of all beings. One to the Hunters, great at protecting the earth from all evil. And one was gifted to the consulting detective, who above all else desires knowledge(and John). The other bits of the soul were given to Harry Potter: who will live in our hearts always, Merlin: who will see his king again, Star Trek: To boldly go where no man has gone before, and to LOTR/Hobbit: They go on adventures. For within these bits of soul was bound the strength and the will to love each character and ship. But they were all of them deceived, for another bit of soul was made. Deep in the fangirl's heart, in the Fires of desire, the Dark Lords (script writers and authors) forged a master Soul, and into this Soul they poured their cruelty, their malice and their will to kill all characters and make their lives miserable.
This is how you handle getting your privileged called out.
Not “reverse racism!” Not “heterophobe!” and all those other dynamics that don’t exist. Just recognition. Recognition of privilege (and hopefully continuous self-checking)
#DOES NATHAN FILLION DO ANYTHING ELSE BUT BE BITTER ABOUT FIREFLY
He has a clause in each of his contracts that demands he gets a line to be bitter about Firefly
one day he’s gonna be in some period piece set in like the 1700s or some shit and he’s still gonna sneak in some line about a play with a crew of pirates whose run got canceled too soon
… The Winter Soldier killed Howard and Maria Stark…
Bucky killed Howard and Maria Stark.
BUCKY FUCKING BARNES KILLED HOWARD AND MARIA STARK.
Make the goddamn connection. ‘Accident’ my ass…
I know it wasn’t the real Bucky. He was buried underneath a shit ton of Hydra brainwashing and memory loss. But just the idea of him murdering Tony’s parents without even knowing is unimaginable and it hurts my heart. Fuck you Marvel and all your damn feels.
Not just murdering Tony’s parents, but murdering a man Bucky no doubt knew personally and might have considered a friend, murdering someone who helped Steve rescue him from the HYDRA base and who we can be 99.99999% sure Bucky himself would not have wanted to kill.
I didn’t catch this and now everything hurts.
when i said “The MCU is beautiful and nothing hurts” what I meant was “everything hurts forever goodbye”
I love it. Because with the popular “Tony hacked SHIELD and all that info is waiting for him” post going around, imagine when Tony digs it up and finds out the guy who Steve’s chasing around killed his dad. Imagine him cobbling together a slapdash suit without Pepper noticing and jetting to where Bucky is, and being ready to blow him up without him even realizing Tony’s there, only to stop.
Because the man down there doesn’t look like a remorseless trained killer. He’s dirty and he’s thin and he’s sleeping on a park bench. The cybernetic arm he’s got doesn’t work right. The fingers are awkwardly curled where the servomotors have run down. The knuckles on his flesh and blood hand are bruised and scraped from where he had to fight off a couple of drug addicts wanting to roll a homeless guy for spare change.
And Tony would lower the repulsors and pick up his phone and call Steve. And leave before he got there.
Pepper would find him in the morning with a smashed up set of armor and a bottle of scotch and an old album. Drunk and crying.
Tony thinks long and hard before he puts on the suit again.
HATEPIG WHY WOULD YOU DO THISI FUCKING IMAGINED THAT LAST PARAGRAPH AND I CRIED I REALLY CRIED AND I HAVE FINALS IN TWO WEEKS I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THAT SAD SHIT AND HOMELESS BUCKY FUCK EVERYTHING
tom “i just can’t say no” hiddleston: actual circus bear
The Boy-Who-Lived. How lies have fed your legend, Harry! Do you want to know what really happened thirteen years ago? Shall I divulge how I truly lost my powers? It was love. You see, when dear sweet Lily Potter gave her life for her only son, it provided him with the ultimate protection, I could not touch him. It was old magic, something I should have foreseen. But no matter, no matter, things have changed. I can touch you… Now!
i would have this house and then the inside would be freakin colorful and awesome on the inside and no one would ever know
are you Tim Burton?
isnt this the house of Gru on Despicable Me tho
Stare at him lustfully.
Stare at him lustfully.
STARE AT HIM LUSTFULLY.
may i point out
ARE WE ALL GOING TO IGNORE THE FACT THAT IT SAYS DEAN AND CASTIEL RIGHT BELOW THAT
OR KIRK AND SPOCK RIGHT ABOVE IT OH MY GOD SHELDON I KNEW YOU WERE A FANGIRL BUT I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE THAT KIND OF FANGIRL